Prompt: An abecedarian poem (ie: a poem with a structure derived from the alphabet)
Bad enough, right. Nooooo, my brain decides it has to use font names in alphabetic order as well.
#10: GOSSIP AT THE COURT OF THE ABECEDARIAN FONTS
Arial’s buying Calibri dinner.
Garamond has Irma’s Jester.
Knock-kneed Lucida –
Morbid numbskull or party queen?
Reel Scriptina’s Trebuchet
Under Verdana’s Wingding *xoanon,
*Xoanon: Primitive wooden statue overlaid with ivory and gold.