Nail
scissors: check
Comb:
check
Razor
blade: check
Mirror:
check
Now
all I need is some courage
(And
more Luck than Lady).
How
the devil do you use the razor
On
something as fragile as an eyebrow?
One
stray scrape too much
And
voila! Bald patch!
All
right, all right, I’m procrastinating.
Let’s
see (scrape scrape scrape)
Don’t
press too hard on skin
The
packaging reads.
Oh,
I’m nowhere NEAR pressing hard.
Damn
it, there goes one hair I needed –
Ah
to blazes with it
That’s
what eyebrow pencils are for.
Shape,
shape, shape –
Dubious,
but Fate can only be tempted so far.
All
right, trimming time.
So
that’s why nail scissors are curved like so
(Comb
stray hairs up and trim, they say
Oh
hell was that a chunk too much?)
Amazingly,
it’s not overly terrible –
That
left side will forever be a pain
And
– huzzah! - I still have eyebrows.
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